Biting, bite-sized comedy as Sammy J and his team of troublemakers tackle the news of the week. Stream now on iview: http://ab.co/SammyJ _
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the marriage of Rachel and Stuart in the presence of our legally allocated five guests. (WOMAN COUGHS) Make that four guests. You need to leave and get tested. Mum, go. (FOOTSTEPS RETREATING)
Of course, we all appreciate the efforts that our government is making to keep us safe and mass gatherings would simply not be appropriate at this time.
(LOUD CONSTRUCTION EQUIPMENT SOUNDS) Excuse the noise. There’s a hundred tradies at a building site next door. In my eyes, marriage is a lot like a lockdown.